doxycyclone:

jeangrey:

literally word for word

IM.SCREAMING

(via birdschoolforbirds)

omarholmon:

whats the problem?

(via officialfrenchtoast)

maestrobating:

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ign0minia:

australian-government:

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

(via birdschoolforbirds)

(via birdschoolforbirds)

kwikemart:

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

(via scundered)

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

(via sloschy)

when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

naik2g:

(via sleepyho-deactivated20170703)

(via spoken-not-written-deactivated2)